A gentleman values discretion

I leave it up to you whether I am gentleman, pervert or perverted gentleman.

Photoset reblogged from APE IN A CAPE

gailsimone:

invisiblelad:

fucknosexisthalloweencostumes:

Ninja Turtles

…. I can’t tell the difference.

It’s like they are identical or something!

Holy crap! How did they afford to get the next Derek Zoolander to model that and show off his full range of dynamic poses and expressions!?
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  1 Male model in a single pose, next to four female models in four different poses… I wonder which one I’m suppossed to...
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  It’s only sexist against the man. “Why do you say such a stupid thing, lexikatness!?” Because the man’s version is so...
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  ….WHY?
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  these ‘sexy’ tmnt costumes, on the other hand, look worse than the wonder woman costume from the actual tv pilot, and...
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  1) those ladies look nothing at all like turtles. 2) how are you supposed to fight crime while you’re trying to stand in...
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  *sniff* all I wanted to be for halloween was mikey, but that skirt is too damn short!!!!! sad day at the spirit store,...
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  oh god i’m so sorry
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  oh my god, then man just has the same fucking pose while the females are all posing in sexy poses
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  no
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  Am I the only one who’s female and wishes there were a less skimpy, less over-sexualized version of the female costume...
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  THEY DIDNT EVEN USE A NEW MODEL FOR THE GUY THEY JUST PHOTOSHOPPED HIM
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  i shouldnt be laughin but i am
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