I was flipping through a Christopher Hart “how to draw” book in the bookstore the other day and found this. I didn’t know there was a stage of the “classic vampire attack” where you did the boobs and butt pose.
My guess is the “luring” stage:
“She’s a black widow, luring you with her drop-dead good looks and then taking her bite.”
1. For the love of all that is unholy, get someone else to write the internal text for these books Chris!
2. Wouldn’t the fucking wings and the freakish fingernails be a bit of an obstacle in seducing most folks? That’s without looking at the freakishly malformed spine and torso.
So it turns out Christopher Hart doesn’t just get butthurt over people people pointing out he can’t draw, but I think Escher Girls might be getting to him since he’s been especially classy lately.
I don’t know what I like more about his response to me. That it took him a month to think of it - or that he blocked me immediately so I couldn’t question him, but forgot to hide all the comments.